Is life at the dealership feeling a little heavy lately? Maybe you need something fluffy to lighten your load.
Our pets make the day a bit brighter, and we know they’ll have the same effect on you. Here’s an update on the main characters of Insignia Group, plus a few noteworthy new additions.
1. Introducing Sir Stewie! Sir Stew is known as the discount kitty even though he’s the premium edition in our hearts. Stewie’s owner was volunteering at the local shelter, minding her business, when Stew stuck his arm out of the cage and latched on to her leg. Once the cage was opened (freedom!) Sir Stewie flung his paws around his leading lady’s neck and clung for dear life. The animal care coordinator was so stunned at Sir Stew’s display of affection that she offered to send him home for $5. Today, Stew spends his time hunting unattended socks and sitting in this awkward position, and we support that.
2. Meet Hendrix, a 1.5-year-old black labradoodle. Hendrix is mostly a newborn baby in a large body and is generally unconcerned with whether or not you feel he’s too big for your lap—he is factually not. Hendrix is more than a canine: he’s a shadow, and not just anyone can follow their Mama from room to room without any regard for personal space. For Hendrix, it comes naturally. Favorite pastimes include sporting bandanas, playing outside, and all things flavored with cheese (or cheese-like substance). Hendrix is currently taking applications for besties, and every application is promptly accepted.
3. This is Spaz. Please do not look her directly in the eyes. Despite her blindness, Spaz can sense unwelcome interactions (note: all interactions are unwelcome) and will not hesitate to defend herself from passing glances. Spaz just celebrated her 18th birthday. We did try to throw her a party. Unfortunately, she chased all guests away, nipping at their ankles on the way out the door. Spaz does not have any teeth, and that’s her personal business.
4. Pupdate: Whiskey Dean, the Havenese Heartthrob, has grown from a devastatingly adorable baby to a confident and distinguished gentleman. Whiskey also has a new career as an influencer! While he’s still getting the hang of this content creation gig, he’s basically an expert at posing and collecting compliments. In a completely unbiased and not-at-all shameless plug, you can follow his adventures on Instagram at @havaneseheartthrob.
6. Remember Ruger? Of course you do. You don’t just forget 116 pounds of organic joy, inspirational levels of fluff, and lean muscle mass. Ruger has been busy with his social life at the local dog park, organizing play dates where he mostly oversees from a horizontal position. He’s also welcomed two hooman babies to his family and enjoys cuddle time with his niece and nephew. Since Ruger loves all bodies of water, he was especially delighted by winter’s version of H20 (snow). Despite his mama’s repeated requests, he refused to come inside, opting for naps in the winter wonderland and becoming a snow pile multiple times. It. Was. Magic.
7. Meet Petey, the Australian Cattle Dog with boundless energy that must be channeled…or else. Petey can probably bench press more than you if he weren’t distracted by chewing the bench. Toys cannot stand up to the Master of Destruction, and neither can this screened-in porch. Is Petey sorry about this? He is not. Would Petey do it again, given the opportunity? He would. Ole’ Pete makes up for his mischief with good looks, charm, affection, and loyalty. A guy like Petey keeps life interesting and home renovations underway.
8. Meet Olive (white pit mix) and Tzatziki (black Boston terrier), the dynamic duo that makes you wonder why you’re suddenly craving gyros. Olive and Zeke assume the Yin/Yang position every morning in their chair after breakfast, which is factually adorable. While Olive is intensely motivated by food, Zeke is intensely motivated by Olive. Yin adores his Yang and longs for it to be reciprocated—it is not. Fun fact: Olive was adopted in December and named after the family’s favorite 90s Christmas movie, Olive the Other Reindeer.
9. Not all pets are created equal, and this one comes in a long, hairless package. Everyone, meet Eleanor, the corn snake. Baby Eleanor arrived at her family’s home only six inches long, and now measures over six feet. While she doesn’t have much personality (what do you expect? She’s a snake), her vibe is generally chill and curious. She also appears to enjoy the warmth of the person holding her. Eleanor enjoys a nice mouse about once a week and has a pretty good life, as far as corn snakes’ lives go.
At Insignia Group, our pets are just part of the culture. Whether they’re lounging in our laps, keeping watch from the window, or adding unexpected flair to staff meetings, our furry (and scaled) co-workers bring a whole lot of pizazz to our 9-5. Each pet reminds us to slow down, enjoy the moment, and adhere to a strict feeding schedule.
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